Yes, it was hilarious when it was first pointed out back in 1984. Isn’t it hilarious that they got Wilt Chamberlain to defend a girl’s virginity? Not that this would be a problem in a pre-industrial society - in fact, thirteen was a perfectly acceptible marriable age in many cultures - but in today’s climate it’s understandably dodgy. Wasn’t Olivia D’Abo underage when she made this? If further proof is needed, here is a whimsical photograph of Andre, Chamberlain and Schwarzenegger:
Lets go to the cast: Arnold Schwarzenegger is perfect for the role as Conan. There are a lot of memorable scenes like the mirror scene, the battle of (mage) wits and the climax.
Yes, the famous wrestler and professional huge person of The Princess Bride fame portrayed Dagoth. If you wanted and intellectual Shakespearean experience you are in the wrong movie and should not even complain. Mostly because the logic went “Zula sounds like a girl’s name.” Grace Jones was a hot property back in the early 80s. Why did they give Zula a gender reassignment? In the comics, Zula was a man, but in Conan the Destroyer Zula’s a woman. You are an exile, one of thousands cast out to fend for themselves in a barbaric.
Either that, or Conan told him about the time he heroically decked a defenseless dromedary, and Malak suggested the camel they encounter could in fact be the one from Conan’s anecdote. Conan: Exiles is a very difficult and stressful survival game. Description Subotai was an ally and traveling companion of Conan during his quest for vengeance against Thulsa Doom.
He made his live action debut in the 1982 film Conan The Barbarian, portrayed by Gerry Lopez. In his place, Malak was created, though this created more than a few continuity problems: notably, Malak seems to recognize the camel from the incident in Conan the Barbarian, even though he couldn’t possibly do so. Subotai was a Hyrkanian archer and professional thief as well as loyal ally to the Cimmerian Conan. arsenal of firepower to carry out their mission: nothing gets out alive.